Post by Ren Takashi on Aug 14, 2011 3:20:04 GMT -5
An old personal favorite mine that I was taught by Ol' Cap'n Kari herself. The point of this game is simple. In a short, typically one paragraph or less response, kill the duck! However, all you Love and Peace, Vash the Stampede, Flower power, PETA lovers out there, hold your virtual horses, there's a flip side to this coin! The next person's objective is to refute the person's outcome with their own, and save the duck! So, can good conquer evil? or is this duck's life as doomed as all our own? Dooom.....dooooooom.....doooooom *insert Ms. Bitters here*
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Person A: The duck walks into the middle of a busy highway! Here comes the splat!
Person B: However the driver closest to it is quick enough to swerve out of the way, crashing their car and causing a rapid pile-up that leaves a non moving path for the duck to escape from unscathed.
Person C: That is until the duck makes it to the other side where a hungry bear awaits!
Person D: However, as luck would have it, it was Pooh bear, who only eats honey.
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And! Just as a special treat to any and all of you who decide to play, let's take this game up a notch and make it more real for all of us!
This....is our subject. :
His name is Hubert, and I can assure you, somewhere out there in the world, he is very real!
So those of you on the side of good, won't you spare this poor soul's life?!
And those of you on the side of Cthulhu, what say you we make mince meat out of this ball of fluff!!
Let the games begin!!!:
The duck waddles its cuttle little behind into a bustling construction site, waddling underneath a very unsecured beam.
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Person A: The duck walks into the middle of a busy highway! Here comes the splat!
Person B: However the driver closest to it is quick enough to swerve out of the way, crashing their car and causing a rapid pile-up that leaves a non moving path for the duck to escape from unscathed.
Person C: That is until the duck makes it to the other side where a hungry bear awaits!
Person D: However, as luck would have it, it was Pooh bear, who only eats honey.
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And! Just as a special treat to any and all of you who decide to play, let's take this game up a notch and make it more real for all of us!
This....is our subject. :
His name is Hubert, and I can assure you, somewhere out there in the world, he is very real!
So those of you on the side of good, won't you spare this poor soul's life?!
And those of you on the side of Cthulhu, what say you we make mince meat out of this ball of fluff!!
Let the games begin!!!:
The duck waddles its cuttle little behind into a bustling construction site, waddling underneath a very unsecured beam.