Make and kill a wish

[Montag]

Granted. Of course, someone has to own youtube. And I know a certain socail media giant that would love to! That's right, Facebook takes up the torch. Now not only are embarrassing pictures of you appearing (complete with tags) but videos a plenty. "Watch me Farmville" Videos become all the rage, and one in three videos is a video of a hot chick wanting you to freind her so she can send you spam. Yaaay!


I wish my vocal range was a bit better.

[Eliza Johansan]

Granted. But you range will go so high, you break all the glass in your house.

I wish I wasn't so depressed...

[Montag]

Click the link: www.thatcutesite.com/corgi-cross-breeds-are-cute-25-pictures.html

There, Granted. No corruption.


I wish I had the power to make red lights green.

[alterheld]

Granted, but soon after you go color blind.

I wish I could run at 100 times the normal speed of a human.

[Eliza Johansan]

Granted, but you begin to run so fast, you don't even know whats happening around you.

I wish I could get started on the drawing I have planned

[Dr. Louise Bantam]

Granted. You get so deeply into it that you can't stop working on it for the next hundred years.

I wish the lawnmower outside my window wasn't so noisy.

[alterheld]

granted, but it isn't noisy because it's not working - and you are now required to cut the grass by hand with scissors.

I wish I could afford a maid service to clean up after me everyday.

[Well]

Granted; but the maid happen to be a killer and is sent to prison, draging you along

I wish for a big dragon with flamming breath and big feet

[Arabella Gladstone]

Granted; but it breathes on you, burning you to death, and is then hunted down fir it's feet which are considered lucky by some.

I wish we had some decent non-carbonated drinks in the house...

[alterheld]

granted - when you go to take a sip of the drink, however, you spill it ruining your clothes and the computer you were currently on.

I wish I had friends that weren't so crazy.

[Eliza Johansan]

Granted, but then all your friends are boring and you don't fit in at all

I wish my school schedual wasn't messed up

[Ren Takashi]

Granted, but your schedule becomes so predictable you turn into a robot, losing any and all sense of feeling or purpose and you drift away into tedium and oblivion.

I wish I could read minds.

[Jimmy Terranova]

Granted, you can read the minds of everyone, everywhere, all the time. Now you can't hear anything but a clamour of voices in your head, good luck sleeping.

I wish I could get paid for not working.

[Eliza Johansan]

Granted, but the money your paid in is counterfiet, and you get arrested.

I wish I could find a decent picture of a beach that I could use for the skin i'm working on for my other site

[alterheld]

granted, but then you just end up working all the time

I wish I was good at drawing people on paper with markers