Ren Takashi
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Shhh. I'm hiding from the C1rce ~~ >w<
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Post by Ren Takashi on Aug 14, 2011 10:41:01 GMT -5
Granted but you get so good it become your whole world and you go mad with marker power and become a shut-in?
I wish I could bend spoons with my mind.
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Montag
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Post by Montag on Aug 14, 2011 11:53:24 GMT -5
Granted. Your kid from the matrix. To bad your really just a battery hooked up to a giant simulation and nothing is real.
I wish my truck got better gas mileage.
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Ren Takashi
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Post by Ren Takashi on Aug 14, 2011 12:32:32 GMT -5
Granted, but you sacrifice structural integrity and all safety and your truck drives for hours and hours until the brake line snaps and you careen off a cliff. I'll miss you.
I wish life were more like a videogame.
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Post by Dr. Louise Bantam on Aug 17, 2011 10:04:23 GMT -5
Granted, but you spend your whole life trying to get past level one.
I wish I could fly.
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Ren Takashi
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Post by Ren Takashi on Aug 17, 2011 16:15:41 GMT -5
Granted but the only way you can do it is to close your eyes, hold your breath, stand on one leg, balance a dagger on your head; blade down, and get shot in the chest. Enjoy your flight :3
I wish I had a dollar.
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Montag
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Post by Montag on Aug 17, 2011 18:29:34 GMT -5
Granted. You lose all your money except for one dollar.
I wish I had an amp that went up to 11.
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Ren Takashi
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Post by Ren Takashi on Aug 17, 2011 20:31:49 GMT -5
(( jokes on you, I only have like 3 dollars!!))
Granted, it shatters not only your windows but ears too, dooming you to a life of silence.
I wish I could make my dog turn green.
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Post by Dr. Louise Bantam on Aug 17, 2011 20:42:13 GMT -5
Granted, but the color rubs off on everything it touches.
I wish for a new computer.
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Ren Takashi
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Shhh. I'm hiding from the C1rce ~~ >w<
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Post by Ren Takashi on Aug 18, 2011 17:36:47 GMT -5
Granted, but it's worse than the one you have now.
I wish I could have some more cheese
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Post by Tray Parker on Aug 23, 2011 0:08:09 GMT -5
Granted but you found out you're allergic.
I wish driving wasn't so dangerous.
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Post by Cherriflower on Aug 23, 2011 5:53:18 GMT -5
Granted, every vehicle is now limited to drive at 5mph
I wish I could stay up late without getting tired
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Post by Tray Parker on Aug 23, 2011 11:38:41 GMT -5
Granted but then you suddenly dye of sleep deprivation.
I wish I had a good book to read right now.
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Post by Eliza Johansan on Sept 27, 2011 10:14:28 GMT -5
Granted. Wolf Brother by Michelle Paver. No corruption. I wish I could access ALL my RolePlay sites from school!
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Post by Tray Parker on Sept 28, 2011 13:44:13 GMT -5
Granted but then your teacher finds out and dumps an even larger work load on you while sending you to detention for a month.
I wish I knew what I wanted to eat.
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