Make and kill a wish

[Vale]

I noticed there weren't any games here yet so I thought i'd post one I saw on another site. I think everyones heard of this game. Heres how it goes-

Person one makes a wish and person two messes up the wish some how and makes their own. Example:

P1- I wish for a pony
P2- granted but it dies as soon as you touch it - I wish for a bunny

I'll start
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I wish I had a flying ship like in the sites banner. =)

[alterheld]

granted, but the ship won't fly, and sinks in any water -

i wish for a new phone

[Vale]

Granted but it shocks you every time you use it.

I wish I could be a pirate like in the plot. ^^

[Montag]

Granted. But the life of a pirate is not what Disney would have you believe. Dark days staving off hunger and fighting the onset of scurvy fill your future, until one day your shore bound permanently after a gout of insanity forced you to remove your own leg in an attempt to end the boredom.

I wish I had another beer.

[Rainen Linear]

granted but the moment you go to drink it someone else picks it up and drinks it all

i wish it would rain

[Moonlit]

Granted but it rains so much that it floods to the roof of your house and you lose your new laptop ;D

I wish I had chocolate

[Vale]

Granted but a hyper active kid steals it and runs away.

I wish I could go into any anime I want.

[alterheld]

granted, but not only are you stuck there - but the anime gets canceled one season after you got there.

I wish I had a dog that could talk

[Rainen Linear]

granted...but it can only say one word

i wish i could have a flying ship

[alterheld]

granted, but it's built out of lead, and barely will get off the ground.

I wish I owned the moon.

[Calypso]

Granted, but then the moon explodes and it's all your fault.

I wish I was more motivated.

[Montag]

Granted. You suddenly have a rather deep introspective look at your life, and leave to go help people in third world countries. While there, you form a bond with the natives, and return for a second tour in order to really make a difference. When a large corporation wants to step in and turn the people into shoe making slaves, you become highly politically active and fight against them. They, however, have money and fancy lawyers, who dig up fake mud to use against you and have you deported back to your home, where everyone you knew has kind of forgotten about you. Bankrupt and with no job relatable skills, your evicted and spend a few weeks on the street forming a social network with the local bums (I mean hey, you worked with third worlders, this is no big thing) As you rise in Bum society, though, Insane Billy "Stabem" Jones starts to feel threatened by you. And in a fit of rage you find out that he is rather poorly nicknamed seconds before he shoots you with a stolen handgun.



I wish world leaders had to run everything by me before they could act.

[alterheld]

granted, however, you now never have any time to do anything but listen to them.

I wish I invented peanut butter.

[Jaeger D. Wheele]

Granted, but the whole word becomes allergic to peanuts so no-one will be happy about you making it.

I wish penguins could fly.

[alterheld]

granted, but they keep hitting you in the face as they're flying

I wish google didnt own youtube.